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person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
→ The New Rules of Dating

lifestyleoftheunemployed:

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Look, no one is expecting you to lay your coat over a puddle anymore. But you do need to show a little chivalry if you want to survive the modern dating world. Here’s an updated gentleman’s guide to dating in 2014.

Then: Paying for Everything

Now: Pay for the dates you plan

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so did we ever stop kony

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